Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Man wears religious mask to church Harvest party


TEMECULA — Instead of buying a costume for the church harvest festival this year, Timothy J. Bergon decided to wear the "happy, got-it-together guy" face he normally wears to church. "It was quick, convenient and cheap," he says. "And I was curious if people would notice." Tim's religious mask is meant to convey that he is walking in perfect harmony with the Bible and the Holy Spirit and has little room for improvement in his Christian walk, he says. He has "fine-tuned it over the years and thought I'd put it to use this holiday season," he says. But people at the party thought Tim had forgotten a costume. When asked why he didn't dress up Tim explained that he was hiding his true feelings and projecting false self-confidence. All he got was a "Wow, very convincing" from one friend, who then headed to the games area. Tim says next year he'll try out the "ultra-spiritual" face that looks like he just stepped out of his prayer closet. •

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Lay hands on no man suddenly...

Monday, October 23, 2006

And now, for some much needed "divinyl"



Friday, October 13, 2006

Pastor's new mustache alienates congregation


DENVER, CO. — Pastor Desmond Starr Jr. returned from vacation with a new mustache, promptly dividing his church. "I couldn't get used to it," says Janet Stassey, one of 55 longtime members who left Ancient Paths Church over the flap. "I like his preaching, but the mustache interferes with his ministry. He should recognize that." Starr says he didn't realize his facial hair would upset so many people. Some told him he looks creepy, like a "30-something version of Robert Goulet." "I like the old look," grumbles Leo Winter, 46, who has considered leaving the church. "When a pastor isn't consistent, things go off the rails. What's next? A goatee?"

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Now, for some more "Divinyl."




Sunday, October 08, 2006

A New and Improved Interpretation of Michael Jackson's Thriller!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Don't just sit there, bust a move!


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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

It's Time for Some Great Album Covers!!!



I like to call this these beauties "Divinyl." Trust me...there will be more to come...