C'mon Rock!!!

If you were facial hair, which one would you be?

The Miracle of Saint Hank

This summer, while scraping old paint from the side of the house, we were flabbergasted to see the uncanny likeness of Hank Hanegraaff, the Bible Answer Man, appear from their scrapings. We quickly painted over it before a Catholic saw it.

Hooked on a feeling!!!

Why should I show up for practice, when I have the ability to levitate?

This is so good, it hurts!