Thursday, August 31, 2006

Emerging Monster


Seen here waiting in the lobby before Sunday services at Transylvania Community Church, Victor Frankenstein and his Creature enjoy some cappuccino while they discuss the merits of the New Perspective on Paul. "We couldn't have talked about this stuff a year ago without the Creature going on a violent rampage," the mad scientist admitted. "But once I found out that Igor had accidentally given him the brain of a dead Fundamentalist, it was just a matter of performing a simple lobotomy. Now when I bring up Open Theism, he just smiles and says, 'Mmmmmmm...'"

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Creature Comforts!