Soul Junk 45

You Supply the Caption...

2007-04-03T22:08:00.000-07:00

Baby got Book!!!

2007-02-14T20:49:00.000-08:00

Batman attacked by a shark?!?!?!?!

2007-02-02T21:44:00.000-08:00

I don't remember this episode of G.I. Joe

2007-01-27T10:07:00.000-08:00

What great ideas?

2007-01-20T20:12:00.000-08:00

Man enjoys smallest small group

2007-01-18T19:57:00.000-08:00

WESTCHESTER — Stu Clark belongs to what is believed to be the smallest small group in America: himself. "I meet at my house every week in the living room," he says. "I bring snacks and my Bible, and after some chit-chat I get down to discussing that week's reading, sharing my burdens, my praise reports. Then I pray for myself." He enjoys the intimacy he has gained with himself over the weeks, he says. "There was a lot about me I didn't know," he says. "The small group setting brings out those personal details you might not otherwise share." He has tried larger small groups, but doesn't get as much from them. "When you have to be social, it detracts from your real heart issues," he says. "Having other people in the picture complicates things. But I can deepen my relationship with myself much better if it's only me. There's a level of closeness you have when it's just one of you." Stu's pastor has seen a marked difference in the man. "He's definitely matured in his faith since starting the group," the pastor says. "I guess it's not the group size that matters, but the quality of the people in it." • - LARK NEWS

How can such art be a crime?

2007-01-14T20:20:00.000-08:00

A certain friend of ours (J-ry) from Washinton D.C. took these photos. Big props.

You Supply the Caption...

2007-01-06T13:24:00.000-08:00

Striking resemblence...empire striking...

2006-12-31T21:01:00.000-08:00

Benny Hinn: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor!

2006-12-21T10:41:00.000-08:00

Zanger Bob - Laat het sneeuwen!!!

2006-12-13T11:00:00.000-08:00

I don't think this is what Paul meant...

2006-11-02T19:13:00.000-08:00

Man wears religious mask to church Harvest party

2006-10-31T15:11:00.000-08:00

TEMECULA — Instead of buying a costume for the church harvest festival this year, Timothy J. Bergon decided to wear the "happy, got-it-together guy" face he normally wears to church. "It was quick, convenient and cheap," he says. "And I was curious if people would notice." Tim's religious mask is meant to convey that he is walking in perfect harmony with the Bible and the Holy Spirit and has little room for improvement in his Christian walk, he says. He has "fine-tuned it over the years and thought I'd put it to use this holiday season," he says. But people at the party thought Tim had forgotten a costume. When asked why he didn't dress up Tim explained that he was hiding his true feelings and projecting false self-confidence. All he got was a "Wow, very convincing" from one friend, who then headed to the games area. Tim says next year he'll try out the "ultra-spiritual" face that looks like he just stepped out of his prayer closet. •

Lay hands on no man suddenly...

2006-10-24T22:11:00.000-07:00

And now, for some much needed "divinyl"

2006-10-23T22:39:00.000-07:00

Pastor's new mustache alienates congregation

2006-10-13T22:41:00.000-07:00

DENVER, CO. — Pastor Desmond Starr Jr. returned from vacation with a new mustache, promptly dividing his church. "I couldn't get used to it," says Janet Stassey, one of 55 longtime members who left Ancient Paths Church over the flap. "I like his preaching, but the mustache interferes with his ministry. He should recognize that." Starr says he didn't realize his facial hair would upset so many people. Some told him he looks creepy, like a "30-something version of Robert Goulet." "I like the old look," grumbles Leo Winter, 46, who has considered leaving the church. "When a pastor isn't consistent, things go off the rails. What's next? A goatee?"

Now, for some more "Divinyl."

2006-10-11T21:27:00.000-07:00

A New and Improved Interpretation of Michael Jackson's Thriller!

2006-10-08T01:10:00.000-07:00

Don't just sit there, bust a move!

2006-10-04T22:58:00.000-07:00

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

It's Time for Some Great Album Covers!!!

2006-10-03T12:55:00.000-07:00

I like to call this these beauties "Divinyl." Trust me...there will be more to come...

C'mon Rock!!!

2006-09-30T23:16:00.000-07:00

If you were facial hair, which one would you be?

2006-09-21T20:05:00.000-07:00

The Miracle of Saint Hank

2006-09-15T14:09:00.000-07:00

This summer, while scraping old paint from the side of the house, we were flabbergasted to see the uncanny likeness of Hank Hanegraaff, the Bible Answer Man, appear from their scrapings. We quickly painted over it before a Catholic saw it.

Hooked on a feeling!!!

2006-09-11T21:51:00.000-07:00

Why should I show up for practice, when I have the ability to levitate?

2006-09-07T08:53:00.000-07:00

This is so good, it hurts!

2006-09-05T21:38:00.000-07:00

Emerging Monster

2006-08-31T09:03:00.000-07:00

Seen here waiting in the lobby before Sunday services at Transylvania Community Church, Victor Frankenstein and his Creature enjoy some cappuccino while they discuss the merits of the New Perspective on Paul. "We couldn't have talked about this stuff a year ago without the Creature going on a violent rampage," the mad scientist admitted. "But once I found out that Igor had accidentally given him the brain of a dead Fundamentalist, it was just a matter of performing a simple lobotomy. Now when I bring up Open Theism, he just smiles and says, 'Mmmmmmm...'"

Creature Comforts!

2006-08-17T15:09:00.000-07:00

Summer is a time for getaways, conferences, camps, retreats and fun!!!

2006-07-29T22:35:00.000-07:00

Treat your mother right!

2006-06-29T00:00:00.000-07:00

Sup foo?

2006-06-13T18:35:00.000-07:00

Remember when the ghetto was safe?

2006-05-21T15:10:00.000-07:00

Average Homeboy...why middle-classers shouldn't rap...

2006-05-07T16:21:00.000-07:00

Hair pollution in Harlem?

2006-04-24T10:24:00.000-07:00

"What does it mean when 25 percent of our children in Harlem have asthma because of hair pollution? We can do better. America can do better. And help is on the way." -John Kerry

And yes, baseball has begun...

2006-04-21T21:12:00.000-07:00

Japanese Television never fails to entertain...

2006-04-18T22:36:00.000-07:00

Click here to see a dalmatian riding a bike...

Happy Easter!!!

2006-04-13T22:22:00.000-07:00

Illegal Immigration is real problemo...

2006-04-02T21:11:00.000-07:00

Crush the Rebellion!

2006-04-02T21:06:00.000-07:00

Narcoleptic Dog?

2006-03-25T14:59:00.000-08:00

I wish I had this problem...check it out HERE!

How to Feed a Homeless Man in Need

2006-03-21T21:13:00.000-08:00

I wish I had chops like that...

2006-03-16T22:42:00.000-08:00

Can you say, "yo' quero Vampiro?"

A nice outing...

2006-03-16T22:36:00.001-08:00

No altering here...just real life, seriously.

Remember the good ol' days?

2006-03-03T22:30:00.000-08:00

Remember back when the only move you knew was that "Ol' Time Gospel Shuffle?"

Do you watch The Office?

2006-03-03T22:27:00.000-08:00

I don't want to know you if you don't...

I wish I could do this...

2006-02-20T22:17:00.000-08:00

I know it looks really immature, no, actually it looks totally wicked awesome...

Click here

Ever heard of Dr. Gene Scott?

2006-02-01T19:23:00.000-08:00

I wish I hadn't. I remember seeing this guy when I was kid, and thinking, "this guy is crazy." I think, now as an adult, "this guy is crazy." Be sure to click here to see wonderful tribute to Dr. Gene Scott...

Shall we...?

2006-01-29T21:06:00.000-08:00

"I used to be a dancing bear, but now I am a baptist..."

Dogs Reading Scripture

2006-01-29T20:59:00.000-08:00

Apparently, the poker playing dogs have repented of their ways have replaced their Friday nights with Bible studies...they next goal is to stop drinking from the toliet.

Check it before you wreck it...

2006-01-23T22:07:00.000-08:00

This gig is Double-True ...bring it sucka...

Dance the nite away...

2006-01-23T22:04:00.000-08:00

Read any good books lately?

2006-01-23T21:55:00.000-08:00

Most of the time, I can only imagine having hours to read the classix...you know, The Institutes, Bondage of the Will, and of course anything Jonathan Edwards...

PLEASE KEEP MANNY ON THE RED SOX!!!!

2005-12-01T21:50:00.000-08:00

Here is a great site dedicated to keeping Manny Ramirez playing for the one and only Boston Red Sox....Check it out here: http://www.keepmanny.com

Here is a really addictive game...

2005-11-29T17:35:00.000-08:00

Click here baby...

WOOKIE THROWS A NO-NO!!!

2005-11-26T22:05:00.000-08:00

Man, for a wookie, Chewy has got an almost un-httiable slider...we've seen em' before at Fenway...

Let's see what happens...

2005-11-26T11:54:00.000-08:00

Here is the first one...let's see how it goes...new to the world of blob, uh, er, I mean blog...